Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Craigslist



For Sale: one 4-year-old girlie-girl, in excellent condition.

Current owner recommends that buyer have extensive background in fashion, makeup, and hair, and sufficient funds to support frequent wardrobe changes. Interest in shopping and "doing" hair, a plus.

Will consider trade for tomboy of same age. Experience in stall mucking preferred.

If interested, please contact me privately.


3 comments:

  1. Trade you for a few weeks, one nasty little 4 year old boy who loves to dig in the dirt, knock down trees, catch bugs/ worms/ wildlife and throw shit in the water for hours on end. He's a feral animal who spends his life caged in a concrete jungle in a town where people have animals embroidered on their pants.

    WARNING: He may never come back.

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  2. That is funny. No guarantee that your model will be clean upon return!

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10 acres, five horses & sheep, a couple of kids, and one nutty Border Collie. Best case scenario? Pastoral nirvana. Reality? Repairs, manure and constant chaos.